nsfwTumblr (3.0; @conniveo)http://conniveo.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realitybl0ws.tumblr.com/post/39514851628/heres-to-all-the-kids-who-have-never-found-their">realitybl0ws</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store</p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45533373998http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45533373998Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:37:59 -0400<p><a href="http://rhyse.ca/post/45518184551/university-life-is-not-drinking-and-pranks-and" class="tumblr_blog">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>university life is not drinking and pranks and streaking and slip n sliding down the hallways TV HAS LIED TO YOU </p></blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45533156677http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45533156677Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:35:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/45530593694">neilcicierega</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today would of been the 250th birthday of John Disneys, founder of the Disneys company and inventor of “Mick” Mouse. Happy Birthday John Disneys.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4b9da960aa932b603f0a97e83e5dd0ca/tumblr_inline_mjrx45rs9s1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>it took me a really long time to understand this picture because i thought his mustache was his upper lip so i thought he was missing his dentures i was very confused</p>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45532554518http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45532554518Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:27:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08f9289209d79f1bb3e1a4a727da2435/tumblr_mhfez2OGff1rv3uzao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genuinelife.tumblr.com/post/41851786860/rarely-have-i-ever-been-unhappy-with-my-life-but">genuinelife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rarely have I ever been unhappy with my life. But I never thought I would ever be quite this happy and at peace with who I am and the decisions I’ve made.</p> <p>Life is good.</p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45531987136http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45531987136Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:19:29 -0400<p>like what am i even doing here</p>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530398597http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530398597Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:58:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65960ef5ccd53f426076cc0ca1a8b316/tumblr_mgy0jmjgvj1qe3gxeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530378831http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530378831Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:58:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07ae6e05d7bc40bb600eea1d76e580ea/tumblr_misu35L5OM1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530365372http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530365372Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:58:00 -0400<p><a href="http://jesuschristvevo.tumblr.com/post/44332147297/plays-nintendo-ds-loudly-at-your-funeral" class="tumblr_blog">jesuschristvevo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*plays nintendo ds loudly at your funeral*</p></blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530336405http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45530336405Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:57:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googleimages.tumblr.com/post/45375060786/vagisodium-googleimages-leonardo-dicaprio-is">googleimages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vagisodium.tumblr.com/post/45374796461/googleimages-leonardo-dicaprio-is-going-to-make">vagisodium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googleimages.tumblr.com/post/45374419835/leonardo-dicaprio-is-going-to-make-such-a-good">googleimages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6b13462a22312174d2f1552a0494eec9/tumblr_inline_mjoae6GEUm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444887206http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444887206Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:43:14 -0400it took me like five full minutes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf98839a02b2f4d4a6f9d723f928baf7/tumblr_mjprmakssg1qgdzcto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kimjongthrilla.tumblr.com/post/45430630395/gedenkenbrauchtwissen-that-time-i-joined-the">kimjongthrilla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gedenkenbrauchtwissen.tumblr.com/post/45430272841">gedenkenbrauchtwissen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that time I joined the Romney-Ryan mailing list with the name “Poop Giggle” and nobody on the campaign seemed to notice</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444785434http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444785434Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:41:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a1f31d36841960576553802a19f5cbb/tumblr_miygrnRr5W1rhi0rbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444757138http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444757138Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:41:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jenstiel.tumblr.com/post/44883304234/pau1y-thevardi-apatheticghost-omfg-im">jenstiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pau1y.tumblr.com/post/44882075862/thevardi-apatheticghost-omfg-im-laughing-so">pau1y</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thevardi.tumblr.com/post/43533737824/apatheticghost-omfg-im-laughing-so-hard-i-fell">thevardi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apatheticghost.tumblr.com/post/43415171808/omfg-im-laughing-so-hard-i-fell-asleep-on-my">apatheticghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c159553d201a510dd674770ea7f9a508/tumblr_inline_mifigpWP951qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><strong><em>PAGE 1 OF 184</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0e149b146b4a06ffc299db1385918d00/tumblr_inline_mhcrbbiEjC1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444712470http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444712470Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:40:57 -0400<p>i love my nightgown</p>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444631162http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444631162Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:39:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi1kdShoY1rhi0rbo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444609812http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45444609812Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:39:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyocgdAYRg1r4ro7go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433893158http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433893158Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:08:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/383a1f17f3a3224b4c13b4738d966bc7/tumblr_mjpjgd1Edw1r1qgfmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://attractiveblogger.tumblr.com/post/45421077706/oh-my-god-nfhkdjnxd" class="tumblr_blog">attractiveblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>oh my god nfhkdjnxd</p></blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433874191http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433874191Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:07:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arcticblackeys.tumblr.com/post/45382039962">arcticblackeys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fallarbor-town.tumblr.com/post/44984159209/in-7th-grade-i-went-to-the-see-a-movie-with-a-boy">fallarbor-town</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat</p> </blockquote> <p>DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS</p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433779943http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433779943Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:06:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq43pejFL81qkzg7go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://green-grass-of-the-shire.tumblr.com/post/45155852950/elijah-wood-doesnt-even-make-sense-to-me-anymore">green-grass-of-the-shire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Elijah wood doesn’t even make sense to me anymore.</p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433761250http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433761250Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:05:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milkylamb.tumblr.com/post/45110926983/everybody-hates-me">milkylamb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>　　 ∧ ∧　　　　　　<br/> 　 （・ω・）　everybody hates me <br/> 　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_　　　　<br/> ／　 L (＿＿＿_／</p> <p><br/> 　　　∧_∧<br/> 　　 (　･ω･)<br/> 　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_<br/> ／　└-(＿＿＿_／</p> <p>　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_<br/> ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／</p> </blockquote>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433734107http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45433734107Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:05:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0c405b656de3a56545e419ca543ca5f/tumblr_miner8tD871rcsr0fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45423499425http://conniveo.tumblr.com/post/45423499425Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:02:02 -0400